Fake NFTs? Not Under My Watch!
šµRemember when I confessed about my bar-dwelling tendencies? Well, I have a lot of stories to tell about that phase of mine. About that one time I scanned an NFT, Donnie Brasco style.
šSo one day a finely dressed gentleman (letās call him āRightyā) approached me near the counter. He knew who I was, and asked me to look at one beautiful thingā¦ an NFT, and what did you think about there, man? And Iām like āOh-kay, letās see whatcha gotā¦ā
āļø āSomething shiny. Something sparkly. Somethingā¦ fugazi. I pushed it away and took a sip.
ā Why donāt you give it to your wife?
ā My wife? How am I gonna give it to my wife? I aināt married.
ā Got a girlfriend?
ā Yeah, I got a girlfriend.
ā So marry her.
ā Listen, all I want from my end is $8,000.
ā And Iām saying you should give it to somebody that doesnāt know better, because thatās a fugazi.
ā How do you know itās a fugazi? You looked at it for two seconds.
ā I did. But the NFT scanner in my hands didnātā¦
ā¤ļøThe man was flabbergasted and didnāt know what to do. But hey, I didnāt leave him hanging. I showed that old feller something really beautiful.
ā There you go. Aināt that something? Thatās a beautiful thing.
ā Yeah, that is a beautiful thing, but itās not my thing. What about this?
ā What do you want me to say? Go ahead, try and sell it, if you want to be a dumbsky.
Nothing personal to that gentleman, just business.
š”Donāt want to find yourself in the same situation? Well, then you need to use my NFT Validator, so next time someone will try to sell you a fugazi, you would know it.
Or just forget about itā¦
šš¼Scotty over and out. Follow me on Twitter, haste ye back!