“Miracle Worker” Scotty Tells How He Avoids Ethereum Congestion with Efficient Warp Speed Transactions

Scotty Beam
1 min readApr 14, 2021

We cannot keep spending so much on gas if we want to make it to the moon, Captain!

Initiating ASSET PROTECTION PROTOCOL!

Beaming all Ethereum assets up and over to Binance Smart Chain. Migrating DApps, tools and critical ecosystem components.

I am confident this move will propel us to our goal allowing us to dodge Ethereum congestion and achieve warp speed transactions in otherwise a slow speed environment.

I know this is a radical move Captain, but we cannot keep losing assets to the Ethereum greed!

The ecosystem has once flourished, but as of recent, Ethereum has become infested with exorbitant gas fees creating unsettling conditions for crypto space travelers. Many have been forced to abandon their goals finding themselves unable to cover the costs.

The engines have been rebalanced to their full warp capacity!

Awaiting your command, Captain!

scottybeam.io

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Scotty Beam

First ever cross-chain NFT teleport and space hamster. Website: https://scottybeam.io